• <ol> <li>“Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming.” (Brian Kernigan) </li> <li>“I’ve finally learned what ‘upward compatible’ means. It means we get to keep all our old mistakes.” (Dennie van Tassel) </li> <li>“Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.” (Pablo Picasso)</li> <li>“Computers are getting smarter all the time. Scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (And by ‘they’, I mean ‘computers’. I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)” (Dave Barry)</li> <li>“The Internet? Is that thing still around?” (Homer Simpson)</li> <li>“No matter how slick the demo is in rehearsal, when you do it in front of a live audience, the probability of a flawless presentation is inversely proportional to the number of people watching, raised to the power of the amount of money involved.”</li> <li>“Software suppliers are trying to make their software packages more ‘user-friendly’… Their best approach so far has been to take all the old brochures and stamp the words ‘user-friendly’ on the cover.” (Bill Gates)</li> <li>“The bulk of all patents are crap. Spending time reading them is stupid. It’s up to the patent owner to do so, and to enforce them.” (Linus Torvalds)</li> <li>“Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots. So far the Universe is winning.” (Rich Cook) </li> </ol>

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